Steve Breen Cartoon Captions Contest April 22, 2022

Larry Jensen’s submission really had us hooked this week. Well done, Larry! He will receive the signed original from Steve Breen in the mail. Thank you to everyone who participated. The art for next week’s contest is below.


“Well that’s it. No more ‘Rainforest Fragrance’ shampoo for me. Larry Jensen, San Diego


“Don’t spill that!” It’s a Bordeaux Rothschild! Melanie Fillmore, Santee

“It’s the new ‘smash and grab’. Gary Saks, Rancho Bernardo

“Now are you going to have those double-glazed windows I asked for last year?” Jake Jacoby, San Diego

“I wonder who does their nails.” David Bisby, Chula Vista

“I told you my ex gets ugly when he needs a drink!” Sydney Cousins, Kensington

“Streamer! Serpentine!” Mike McCarthy, Carlsbad

“I forgot to file my tax return this year! » Greg Cody, Bay Park

“I thought he only liked blondes!” Kevin Hippensteel, Bullhead City, Arizona.

“So much for the killer’s view.” Glenn Chong, online submission

“Next time, let me choose the open house.” Jack Schuster, El Cajon

“I told you they would find out about our involvement in the Ash Street case!” Shelley GrossmanCarlsbad

“We just have to outrun the dog!” David Bisby, Chula Vista

“They always seem so reasonable when campaigning for office.” Jim Ziegler, University Heights

“What I love about this particular Merlot is its full-bodied flavor that seems to really reach out and grab you.” Jet Caputo, Golden Hill

“OK, OK…we’re going to buy Gorilla Scout cookies.” Kevin Naughton, Spring Valley

“Something tells me that’s not the Allstate Good Hands person.” Gary Berman, Scripps Ranch

“Let’s live in the Empire State Building, you said! The view will be relaxing, you say! Barry DruckerOceanside

“What a big glass it’s going to be to clean!” Steve Waller, Lemon Grove

“Call 911! They’ll send a trained, socially compassionate interventionist. Richard B. Rothwell, Scripps Ranch

“I thought the long arm of the law would be less hairy.” Louis Lin, San Diego


“You really need to shave, bro.” Macey Leute, sixth grade, Dana Middle School

“CGI graphics are so good these days.” Max Prantil, Year Seven, Moorlands Middle School

“We should have extended the home insurance.” Rex Mueller, sixth grade, Muirlands Middle School

“Give him back the Gorilla Glue!” Jayden Quintero, sixth grade, Muirlands Middle School

“This gorilla is on Red Bull.” Crew McQuade, sixth grade, Muirlands Middle School

“And you think I have hairy arms!” Elise Carter, sixth grade, Muirlands Middle School

“Those smashes and grabs are getting out of control!” Duke Chrisman, seventh grade, Correia Middle School

“A window breaker and a party breaker!” Hadrian Anzalone-Gurnee, seventh grade, Correia Middle School

“Perfect honeymoon, darling!” Adria Nuzum, seventh grade, Correia Middle School

“I knew painting the walls the color of a banana was a bad idea!” Keira Lazaro, eighth grade, Correia Middle School

“All the wine must make me hallucinate!” Heidi Foresman, fifth grade, Dingeman Elementary

“How do you run so fast in those high heels?” Anna Wang, seventh grade, Correia Middle School

“Who forgot to invite him?” Joseph Tran, sixth grade, Dana Middle School

“I told you my father liked to make extravagant entrances at parties.” Holland Vierling, seventh grade, Correia Middle School


To enter, email your submissions to [email protected] by 10 a.m. Tuesday. Please limit your captions to three and keep them brief. Good luck!

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