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Talk about Turkey
We received 529 smart and fun punchlines in this week’s caption contest. From vegetarian getaways to a trip to a weight loss spa, not a turkey in the bunch! This week’s winner is a high school student! An elder at St. Joseph’s Academy in Baton Rouge. Nice work everyone !!
As always, when we have duplicate entries, and we always do, we choose the first entry sent.
Here is your winner and your finalists !!
Elizabeth Usher: Baton Rouge (Lettered punchline in the word balloon)
Warren Bayer, Covington: “A wingback seat please, and don’t try to stuff me with a duck and a chicken… I’ve heard of it!” “
Mary H. Thompson, Greensboro, GA: “Why am I sitting in the smoking section?” “
Scott P. Escott, Baton Rouge: “No, I don’t want to join the Frequent Fryer Club! “
Patrick Scanlon, New Orleans: “But I reserved a seat at the edge of the ring! “
Joseph S. Olejnik, Métairie: “You can’t cancel my flight. I have a forgiveness pending.
Scott Bull, Walker: “Help !! This post says one way …. Turkey in Greece on Thanksgiving Day.
Barbara Madere, Terrytown: “SEND ME SOME VEGETARIAN SHARE !!!!”
Scott Tredwell, Advance, North Carolina: “Let’s just say I try to stay one step ahead of the carve. “
Mark Embree, Farmer: “OK, OK, I’ll take the middle place if you promise me one thing: the cabin temperature will not be 350 ° C!” “
Karen Poirrier, Lutcher: “I couldn’t arrive earlier !!! I was weighed !!! “
Bill Grimes, Kemah, Texas:“How much is the offal supplement?” “
Joel Colman, New Orleans: “Just make sure it’s not a dinner flight.”
Lee Lacewell, Heber Springs, AR: “I don’t have time to take a fast train.”
Cambre Bares (8 years old), Bâton Rouge: “Please my guts depend on it!” “
Lauren Lastowski, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: “No, I’m okay with the massive flight cancellations, I may be late for Thanksgiving.”
Ashton Phelps, Jr., New Orleans:“I want a destination where you don’t get dressed.”
Jim Crigler, Baton Rouge: “Wherever there is no extradition treaty!”
Mary Malone, New Orleans: “CANCELED? !!! Well, what turkey did that? !!”
Sylvia Johnson, Mandeville: “The first class meal isn’t turkey, is it?” “
Nancy Van Den Akker, New Orleans: “IS THERE A PLACE THAT IS NOT THANKS TO?”
Henry Huber (11), Washington, DC: “I said Turkey, not Hungary!
Dee from Montluzin, New Orleans: “My price has gone up so much that I need to change my ticket to first class.”
Susan C. Levin, Métairie: “QUICKLY! To the nearest bird sanctuary!
Joe Kovacs, New Orleans: “Thanksgiving?!? It’s sea level rise that I’m running away from !!!
Grace Anne Crifasi, Baton Rouge: “Since when have cranberry sauce and cornbread dressing been served as snacks on airplanes?” “
Gail Pesses, Métairie: “It doesn’t matter if I sit in cheap seats – I’m used to being drunk. “
Addison Macha, Baton Rouge: “Quick, I’m in the game! I need to get out of here before they swallow me up!
Philip T. Griffin, New Orleans: “Some place with a day spa, losing weight is my only chance.”
Great job, everyone!
Best wishes — Walt